Life's Equations 人生几何

几天的口水战和笔战，无聊之至。人生苦短，何需花费时光处理无生产力的事？人生能真如数学题，就这样加加减减推算出来吗？人生几何！

LIFE'S EQUATIONS

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Equation 1

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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy.
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Donkey = eat + sleep
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Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
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Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work.
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In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

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Equation 2

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Man = eat + sleep + earn money
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Donkey = eat + sleep
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Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money
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Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey
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In other words, Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey


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Equation 3

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Woman= eat + sleep + spend
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Donkey = eat + sleep
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Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend
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Woman - spend = Donkey
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In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

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To Conclude:


From Equation 2 and Equation 3


Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

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So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

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And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

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So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money


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Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

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Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

人生就是劳劳碌碌过一生？人生就是两只驴子过一生？初看朋友寄来Life Equations，有点好笑，有点不置可否。但，深一层想，如人生能像数学题，只要一些因素不变，就能简单推算出来，未尝不是好事！


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