29 June 2009

Life's Equations 人生几何


几天的口水战和笔战,无聊之至。人生苦短,何需花费时光处理无生产力的事?人生能真如数学题,就这样加加减减推算出来吗?人生几何!


LIFE'S EQUATIONS

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Equation 1

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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy.
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Donkey = eat + sleep
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Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
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Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work.
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In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


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Equation 2

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Man = eat + sleep + earn money
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Donkey = eat + sleep
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Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money
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Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey
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In other words, Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey


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Equation 3

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Woman= eat + sleep + spend
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Donkey = eat + sleep

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Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend
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Woman - spend = Donkey
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In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

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To Conclude:


From Equation 2 and Equation 3


Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

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So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

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And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

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So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money


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Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

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Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!





人生就是劳劳碌碌过一生?人生就是两只驴子过一生?初看朋友寄来Life Equations,有点好笑,有点不置可否。但,深一层想,如人生能像数学题,只要一些因素不变,就能简单推算出来,未尝不是好事!


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1 comment:

  1. 嗨,钟璇,

    我尝试在你的忠言闲话里给予评论,好几次都失败,希望你尽快补救。谢谢。

    开华

    谢谢开华,我把你的留言贴上。我不知是什么问题,会问问。

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